On a Wednesday afternoon in 1927 four men walk into the office of a vaudeville booking agent. The group's leader squares off in front of the booker's desk and says "We have an act you're gonna want to book". The Booker replies - "well let's see it then". No sooner have the words left his mouth than the group's leader pulls out a small whistle and blows it. Immediately, two of them men drop their pants and begin giving one another handjobs. The third man strips completely naked and the fourth man begins blowing him. After a minute the first two men move over and begin ass-fucking the other two. The act continues with various members of the group fisting, fucking and blowing each other until, in a final writhing orgy of human flesh they all come - spraying enormous wads all over the bookers office. And, as a final coup de grace, as three of the men sink to the ground in a satisfied heap the group leader squats down and takes a dump on one of their heads. Aghast, the booker asks: "My God, what do you call THAT?!" Whereupon the group's leader springs to his feet and, grinning widely, answers -
"THE ARISTOCRATS!!"
THAT is one of the funniest jokes ever. They even made a movie about it
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My friend Biz turned me on to your blog.
That is one of my favorite sick jokes.
Here's a link to the South Park version (which was featured in the movie you mentioned)
http://www.somefoolwitha.com/2004/06/09/the-aristocrats-south-park
Posted by: J-Roc | February 17, 2005 at 11:10 AM
I love the Aristocrats, but the version I've heard has more babyfucking in it. Just FYI. By the way, nice design revamp.
Posted by: Cricco | February 17, 2005 at 01:01 PM